- Him [picking up a delicate herb from a fairy cake’s frosting]: What do you think this is? Lemon balm?
- Her [tentatively sampling a tiny green leaf]: Mmm… no. It’s oregano, or thyme.
- Him: But it tastes lemony. It must be lemon balm.
- Her: It can’t be. The leaves are too small. It must be thyme.
- Him: Perhaps it’s some kind of miniature lemon balm.
- Her: I’m not at all sure about that. Here, let’s ask the waiter…